The Republic of Misr Alkubraa is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 520 million Egyptians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Egyptian economy, worth 24.1 trillion Egyptian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,256 Egyptian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misr Alkubraa's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Misr Alkubraa is ranked 114,830^th in the world and 65^th in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 145.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.